The Universe Hates Me, But It Still Sends Pizza

**Life’s a mess. Jamie’s a bigger one. But at least the pizza’s free.**

Jamie’s life is in shambles—a dead-end job, a mounting stack of bills, and zero social life to speak of. Just when she thinks things can’t get any worse, the universe throws her a bizarre lifeline: anonymous pizza deliveries. Every week, a perfectly-timed pie shows up at her door, each accompanied by cryptic notes like, *“She needs this.”*

At first, Jamie’s convinced it’s a prank or a mistake. But as the deliveries continue—and the notes grow weirder—she realizes there’s something deeper at play. Is it a secret admirer? A guardian angel with a taste for carbs? Or some elaborate social experiment?

With her best friend Maggie in tow, Jamie dives into the mystery, uncovering not only the identity of her mysterious benefactor but also pieces of herself she thought she’d lost.

Hilarious, heartfelt, and served with a side of existential dread, *The Universe Hates Me, But It Still Sends Pizza* is a slice-of-life story about second chances, unexpected kindness, and finding hope in the cheesiest places.

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