CHAPTER EIGHT
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lm carrying my Bible as lm walking into the church , it feels different without Martina around . It's a good difference because no one is going to be annoying me with questions .
Simon : Ah Kuda l see you here early today .
Me : lm already early.
Simon : l know , l actually just wanted to ask why you came alone today where is mam'fundis at ?
l look around me l even check my pockets .
Me : Well she's certainly not here , now if you'll excuse me l have a sermon to prepare for .
mxm where is "mam'fundis my foot " has he become that blind . l walk towards some of the church woman as soon as they notice me they start blinking like their eyeballs are about to fall out , that's the effect l have on them .
Ma'Thandi : lf it isn't Bab'mfundis himself .
she says rubbing my arm .
Me : how are you ladies doing ?
Ma'Sithole : We fine just wondering where your wife today , we all know she's always by your side .
Me : Can we not talk about her , anyways l will see you ladies after church okay .
Ma'Thandi: l can wait .
Ma'Sithole : Haybo njalo .
She says clapping once , woman and having drama !
The church starts and l preach at my best nothing is good like serving the lord hey .
The ladies from earlier on come running towards me busy fixing their church gowns .
Ma' Thandi : And where do you think you're going mfundis.
l give her a stare and she immediately clears her throat with her smirk vanishing .
Me : What do you want .
Ma'Sithole : hawu I thought you said you'll meet us after church .
Me : And lm no longer in the mood for any of that now please let me pass.
l notice Ma'Thandi's face turn ugly , that doesn't move me at all because l can turn uglier than her.
Ma'Thandi : lm not moving until you tell us why you suddenly sour on us .
Ma'Sithole: Can't you see his wife's black magic is working overtime Ma'Thandi let's just let him leave .
Ma'Thandi : Hayi ngeke mina if you want leave do that quietly we all know you have a man waiting for you home unlike me , this is my only chance okay .
oh now l know she's so desperate but l just won't give her what she wants so l push them letting myself walk past them . And guess what Ma'Thandi runs after me , l swear if l wasn't at church l would be strangling the life out of her since she's so annoying right now .
Ma'Thandi : okay mfundis l get that you not in the mood for us but can l atleast accompany you home ?
Me: (chuckles) okay .
She tries hiding her happiness just l can just see how ecstatic she is . We walk home and the walk seems short , she even insists on coming in...and ofcoz l allow her to do so . She looks around and turns to face me with a wide smile plastered on her face .
Ma'Thandi : l can see that wife of urs is nowhere to be seen even her rascals are not around , l guess l'll just make myself at home .
she heads to the kitchen and l follow behind her , she is busy with the pots and busy opening the cardboards .
Ma'Thandi : what does that wife cook for you mfundis because the cardboards are clearly empty .
Me : She knows l like being served real food .
l say now standing behind her , l run my hands on her thighs lifting up the her church gowns she moans softly as soon as my hand comes into contact with her skin .My eyes dart around as lm looking for something , l finally spot it ...my sjambok .
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